Thursday, April 10, 2008

Online-marketing & SEO pseudo-idiots

   This article is not going to be educational, it is not going to be even related to facts from the SEO and the Online marketing - JUST like the people this article is all about. And I am talking about pseudo experienced and "skillful" idiot bloggers out there in the wild, talking bullshit all the time, writing theories about how this and that should be done in general terms, just because people like to hear advices that look trustfull (e.g "breath in and breath out - That's the trick of breathing! Nice huh? Isn't that blackhat ;) You didn't know about that right). And most of the people reading their blogs will automatically say - YEAH, it's logical, it's amazing how could they know that, those are Pros. No man, those are idiots - and you are far more idiotic to read and follow their advices. And do you know why, just because those people need experience and skills in the SEO and Online marketing just like you - they just do not want to admit it.

    Number one in the chart I should present with honours - Rand Fishkin. That little annoying beared dwarf talking about SEO on SEOmoz, advicing webmasters and blog visitors to... actually to be stupid enough to sit and wait for him to finally write something usefull or specific. Will tell you something 0day, something private that no one else will tell you... a little secret - 
Rand Fishkin
has never written a single usefull article for SEO and/or Online marketing. Long time ago I used to look around for other people that really care and deal with SEO, research algorythms, analyze SE behaviour, have some tech-background (WEB/Networking skills) or at least one of those things, and Rand was the first I gave up with. After reading his every new post for a month or two or three, thinking "Ok, he must have nothing specific to write about right now, but he seems like a guy with self-confidence in what he deals with, that has something to share, something smart..", but I finally gave up. This gnomish wannabe-somebody guy just likes to talk and talk and write and write. He has the unique skill to write a thousand words, 
and actually not to say anything with them!
Can you do that? I don't think so. He clearly has shown many times that he has absolutely no idea how a web-site/server operates, how a site is being made or build, how to do a real SEO (because it involves much of this
knowledge I mentioned),  he is not even aware of the essential stuff around the Search Engines - their crawlers/bots, their partial algorithms that anyone can track down for a few months, their indexing and caching speed, reaction behaviour, penalty cases or smth.,etc. He has no clue how the domain business is organized, how to go international in your online business. Finally, I get to the point 
he may be good enough for the USA - after all Americans are retarded slow-thinking enough to believe such an idiot in the Web. He just knows what everyone else knows about the World Wide Web optimization - the basics, and his favourite is to rephrase and extend those basics with in articles, to rewrite this, rewrite that, say in a different way... he just likes to have some attention targeted at him :)  Seriously, Rand, get a life, and read some valuable info - not bloggers like you.

     Second in the Chart, but with honesty the one I like - Shoemoney. This guy has been making posts related to so many bullshit themes, he's been always talking on how to get money out of internet, how to get rich or whatsoever, just because he makes money that way. He makes money when stupid readers believe in him, believe in what he is saying and writing (which may be a total truth, but in any case useless for the online business truth). He's been making money from the stupidity of his visitors.

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